Clean stand-up·No politics·No cringe
Tom
Briscoe
- Performing Artist
- Dry Bar Comedy special · 4,000,000+ views
- Recording Artist
- In regular rotation on SiriusXM
- Author
- Available on Amazon
On tour
Catch the show live
Theaters, clubs, cruise ships & private events. Past shows drop off automatically.
- JUL242026CruiseJul 24 to 30
Cunard Cruise
Alaska
At Sea - AUG32026CruiseAug 3 to 9
Crystal Cruise
Mediterranean
At Sea - AUG122026CruiseAug 12 to 18
Cunard Cruise
Iceland
At Sea - AUG222026TheatreAug 22
The Orpheum
Galesburg, IL
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Booking a private, club, or cruise date?Book Tom
- Dry Bar Comedy, 4M+ views
- SiriusXM rotation
- 3 decades of stand-up
- Clubs, dinner theaters & PACs
- Associations & private functions
- Cruise-ship headliner
- Clean comedy, no politics, no cringe
The signature solo show
It’s Not Mansplaining,
It’s Old Mansplaining
How to Enjoy the Ride of the Generational Divide
The solo show that’s racking up rave reviews and keeping the calendar busy across the USA. An evening on the stuff nobody warns you about: a good marriage, raising daughters, empty nesting, ungracefully aging, and the fine art of unsolicited advice.
Clean enough for the whole room. Sharp enough that they’ll still be quoting it in the parking lot.
“Living each day as a cautionary tale.”
He riffs on
- Bad jobs
- A good marriage
- Travel mishaps
- Raising daughters
- Empty nesting
- Doctors
- Ungracefully aging
- Unsolicited advice
About
Meet Tom
Get ready for some side-splitting laughs with the Tom Briscoe Comedy Show. His top-tiered Dry Bar Comedy Special has over 4 million full-episode views. Cuts from his comedy albums are in regular rotation on SiriusXM. Briscoe's 'No Politics, No Cringe' approach keeps his audiences fully engaged and laughing throughout the entire show. His stories from years of headlining cruise ships around the world are side-splitting, audience favorites. His solo show 'It's Not Mansplaining, It's Old Mansplaining, or How To Enjoy The Ride Of The Generational Divide' is racking up rave reviews and keeps his calendar busy throughout the USA. His hilarious slants and rants on bad jobs, a good marriage, travel mishaps, raising daughters, empty nesting, doctors, ungracefully aging, unsolicited advice, and living each day as a cautionary tale will leave you in stitches.
- 4
- Million views
- 3
- Decades of stand-up
- 2
- Albums in rotation
- 1
- Show not to be missed
Listen & read
Take Tom home.
Comedy albums
On every platform
Cuts in rotation on SiriusXM. Stream the albums on Realize Records, Spotify, and Apple Music.
The book
Old Mansplaining
Tom’s take on enjoying the ride of the generational divide, in print on Amazon.
Book Tom
A clean headliner your whole room can enjoy
From the banquet hall to the Lido deck to the dinner theater, Tom delivers a polished, room-appropriate set with zero politics and nothing you’ll have to apologize for.
Associations & Private Functions
Association banquets, fundraisers, galas, milestone parties. A clean headliner every guest can belt-laugh at, tailored to the room.
Clubs, Dinner Theaters & PACs
The solo show that's racking up rave reviews and selling seats across the USA. A full evening, not a guest spot.
Cruise Ships
A proven ship headliner: Regent, Cunard, Crystal, and more. Travels light, kills every night.
Check Tom’s availability
Tell us the date and the city and we’ll get right back to you. Booking is handled by DCA Productions.