Clean stand-up·No politics·No cringe
Tom
Briscoe
The Dry Bar headliner with 3.5M+ views. In rotation on SiriusXM and live in 100+ countries. (Only 86 will let him back.)
- 3.5M+
- Dry Bar special views
- SiriusXM
- In regular rotation
- 100+
- Countries toured
- Author
- Book on Amazon
As seen on
On tour
Catch the show live.
Theaters, corporate stages, cruise lines & private events. Past shows drop off automatically.
- JUL242026CruiseJul 24 to 30
Cunard Cruise
Alaska
At Sea - AUG32026CruiseAug 3 to 9
Crystal Cruise
Mediterranean
At Sea - AUG122026CruiseAug 12 to 18
Cunard Cruise
Iceland
At Sea - AUG222026TheatreAug 22
The Orpheum
Galesburg, IL
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- Dry Bar Comedy, 3.5M+ views
- SiriusXM rotation
- Headlining 100+ countries
- Theaters & performing-arts centers
- Corporate & association events
- Cruise-ship headliner
- Clean comedy, no politics, no cringe
The signature solo show
It’s Not Mansplaining,
It’s Old Mansplaining
How to Enjoy the Ride of the Generational Divide
The solo show that’s racking up rave reviews and keeping the calendar busy across the USA. An evening on the stuff nobody warns you about: a good marriage, raising daughters, empty nesting, ungracefully aging, and the fine art of unsolicited advice.
Clean enough for the whole company. Sharp enough that they’ll still be quoting it in the parking lot.
“Living each day as a cautionary tale.”
He riffs on
- Bad jobs
- A good marriage
- Travel mishaps
- Raising daughters
- Empty nesting
- Doctors
- Ungracefully aging
- Unsolicited advice
100+
Countries toured
…and only 86 will let him back.
About
Meet Tom.
Get ready for some side-splitting laughs with the Tom Briscoe Comedy Show. His top-tiered Dry Bar Comedy Special has over 3.5 million full-episode views. Cuts from his comedy albums are in regular rotation on SiriusXM. Briscoe's 'No Politics, No Cringe' approach keeps his audiences fully engaged and laughing throughout the entire show. Ship travels have brought him to more than 100 countries, and his stories as to why only 86 will let him back in are side-splitting, audience favorites. His solo show 'It's Not Mansplaining, It's Old Mansplaining, or How To Enjoy The Ride Of The Generational Divide' is racking up rave reviews and keeps his calendar busy throughout the USA. His hilarious slants and rants on bad jobs, a good marriage, travel mishaps, raising daughters, empty nesting, doctors, ungracefully aging, unsolicited advice, and living each day as a cautionary tale will leave you in stitches.
- Style
- Clean · corporate-safe
- Seen on
- Dry Bar · SiriusXM
- Stages
- Theaters · cruise · private
- Also
- Author · recording artist
Listen & read
Take Tom home.
Comedy albums
On every platform
Cuts in rotation on SiriusXM. Stream the albums on Realize Records, Spotify, and Apple Music.
The book
Old Mansplaining
Tom’s take on enjoying the ride of the generational divide, in print on Amazon.
Book Tom
A clean headliner your whole room can enjoy.
From the boardroom to the Lido deck to the theater, Tom delivers a polished, room-appropriate set with zero politics and nothing you’ll have to apologize for Monday.
Corporate & Associations
A clean headliner your CEO and your newest hire can both belt-laugh at. No politics, no material you'll apologize for Monday.
Cruise Lines
A proven ship headliner across 100+ countries: Regent, Cunard, Crystal, and more. Travels light, kills every night.
Theaters & PACs
The solo show that's racking up rave reviews and selling seats across the USA. A full evening, not a guest spot.
Private & Special Events
Fundraisers, galas, milestone birthdays, holiday parties. Tailored set length, always room-appropriate.
Check Tom’s availability.
Tell us the date, city, and type of event and we’ll get right back to you. Booking is handled by DCA Productions.
Corporate · Cruise · Theaters & PACs · Private events